Some guy in a bar told my friend that you are in the Mafia for real! What’s it like to be in the Mafia? Sometimes I fantasize about it myself. Is your hubby or boyfriend a gangster or is it you Mama? Do you carry a gun? Have you ever “offed”anyone? Your secret is safe with me. Where can I sign up? Do you have a mentoring program? Thanks Mama your the best. And I really mean it, I’m not just…um, you know scared.

Maggie

Dear Maggie,

Whoa! Hold on a minute! Maggie, honey I think you been watchin’ too much TV. Did they show Goodfellas again or something? Mama, DOES NOT have mob ties. and whoever told your friend that is a liar and needs a little “talkin’” to. Let me be clear, I am simply here to help out my girls The Mizzfits and also to help the lost souls who reach out to me on the website. Anything else you might have heard is completely false. Not to worry… as soon as we find the guy who put those nasty thoughts in your head, the girls and I will make him a friendly offer he cannot refuse to make sure he stops talkin’, I mean lying…..God Bless.

Hugs and Kisses,

MAMA