Dear Junior in College,

OK, Mama is going to try her best to help you. But, you didn’t tell me if you are a boy are a girl, and Mama don’t assume anymore, causes trouble you know. And you say, “but Mama what difference doesn’t that make?” And Mama says don’t talk back cuz it’s disrespectful.
Here we go….Mama has always been a lover of the arts, you know dancin’, singin’ , it’s makes people happy. Now bboying is extra hard so unless you have a God given talent for it, I’m sorry to tell you you might not improve too much even if you,practice alot. You could still make people happy, cuz they’ll be laughin’, but I don’t think that’s what your goin’ for. I’m just curious, don’t you already speak Spanish? Anyways, changes your major, physics sounds borrrring, stay in school and bboy your little heart out. If somebody puts you on the TV cuz you dance so good then you know and if not go to Spain anyways. You will be in my prayers cuz this is pretty confusing. God Bless.

Mama