Hellz Yeah!


Sunday, December 21st, 2008

Can’t wait for this! This is the trailer to X-Men Origins: Wolverine the prequel to the X-Men film trilogy featuring the Sexiest Man Alive Hugh Jackman. God, he’s all sorts of yummy.. The release date is May 1st, 2009..
X-MEN ORIGINS: WOLVERINE HD

xo,

Miss Jaz

The Kiwi’s are back!


Thursday, December 18th, 2008

Soooooooo excited about this one! One of the Missfits favorite shows is returning for it’s second season. Though Flight of the Conchords doesn’t return to HBO until January 18th, our friends at Funny or Die are giving us a sneak peek of the premiere. Watch and enjoy. The first season is out on DVD. I have it and love it..

xo,

Miss Jaz

OMFG!! Really?


Thursday, December 18th, 2008

Here’s an article I found on Yahoo:

Supermarket defends itself over Adolf Hitler cake

EASTON, Pa. – A supermarket is defending itself for refusing to a write out 3-year-old Adolf Hitler Campbell’s name on his birthday cake. Deborah Campbell, 25, of nearby Hunterdon County, N.J., said she phoned in her order last week to the Greenwich ShopRite. When she told the bakery department she wanted her son’s name spelled out, she was told to talk to a supervisor, who denied the request.

Karen Meleta, a ShopRite spokeswoman, said the store denied similar requests from the Campbells the last two years, including a request for a swastika.

“We reserve the right not to print anything on the cake that we deem to be inappropriate,” Meleta said. “We considered this inappropriate.”

The Campbells ultimately got their cake decorated at a Wal-Mart in Pennsylvania, Deborah Campbell said Tuesday.

A Wal-Mart spokesman told The Associated Press on Wednesday that in light of the incident, the company would review its guidelines regarding cake decorations and other requests.

“It’s clear that in serving this customer, some people were offended,” spokesman Greg Rossiter said. “As a result, we’re going to review our policies.”

Heath Campbell said he named his son after Adolf Hitler because he liked the name and because “no one else in the world would have that name.”

The Campbells’ two other children are named JoyceLynn Aryan Nation Campbell, who turns 2 in a few months, and Honszlynn Hinler Jeannie Campbell, who will be 1 in April.

Campbell said he was raised not to avoid people of other races but not to mix with them socially or romantically. But he said he would try to raise his children differently.

“Say he grows up and hangs out with black people. That’s fine, I don’t really care,” he said. “That’s his choice.”

He said about 12 people attended the birthday party Sunday, including several children of mixed race.

**I don’t even know what to say to this.. Some people really shouldn’t have children… Idiots…

xo,

Miss Jaz

A small PENIS should come with a WARNING label!


Wednesday, December 10th, 2008
***LET ME JUST SAY, BEFORE YOU CONTINUE READING THAT I DID NOT WRITE THIS ARTICLE, I FOUND IT ON SOME WEBSITE AND THINK THIS CHICK IS HILARIOUS. WHO DOES THIS?? SPEAK THE TRUTH GIRL. HAHA**
Ok, I’ll admit it I can be a real b—- sometimes… When it comes to men I have high standards and do not settle for just anyone because they happen to be around at the right time and that comes across to most men as me being a b—- . I like to think that I am the total package and every guy I meet tells me that, so because of that I am extremely selective and place a high priority on looks, body and confidence– once all those three qualities are met then I focus on the personality in hopes of having great sex with a great guy. Due to my selective nature I did not start having sex until I went to college and even to this day I do not have sex as often as I would like because I just don’t meet that many guys worth having sex with. I have been very lucky in the experiences I’ve had and up until recently I never had BAD SEX! 

I met a hot guy on Halloween and we talked on the phone for a month before seeing each other again. He actually turned out to be as very nice a guy (and smart) as he was gorgeous (with a great body, might I add) so naturally I was very into him and anticipated the greatest sex ever. After we had a fun night out we came back to my place and then it happened (or in my case, didn’t happen)– this beautiful man was cursed with a small penis (the smallest I’ve ever seen in my life! and I liked him so much I tried to work with it but to my complete disappointment I did not get mine but he got his THREE times! Regardless of how good the oral sex was I wanted the real thing and he just didn’t have it! The entire time I was thinking what a waste of a face and body he was– “deceptive packaging” as one of my girlfriends said– because he was just so damn sexy yet he wasn’t equipped to pleasure any woman. 

I haven’t spoken to him since then and it’s killing me inside that I can be so messed up. Just a week ago I really liked this guy and now it’s like I’m avoiding him completely. I plan on talking to him soon but just don’t see us working out. I feel bad for caring so much but on the other hand, why is it bad to want great sex with your partner? If it wasn’t for this small (but major) problem then we would be great together… I always had a theory about attractive men that were too nice– they lacked a big penis– and it turned out I was right (at least in this case.) Now I’m just a bit concerned about meeting another guy with the same problem. A friend of mine suggested that I just tell guys once we start talking that I like a man with a big penis so that way they know who they are dealing with. Is it appropriate to tell guys that? And how do I slip that in a conversation, “I like cats, the Lakers, oh and a big penis on my man.” Yeah, I don’t know… 

If a small penis should come with a warning sign, what would men want women to warn them about– being psycho, needy, unfaithful, inconsiderate? Mine would say “I’m damn near perfect and you better be too!” :)

P.S.
When I say small I mean like 3 or 4 inches!!! And big doesn’t need to be 9 inches or more– although that’s Ok :) – 6 or 7 inches is good with me. I just want to clarify that for those who misunderstood my “small” and “big” references.

P.S.S.
I’m being sarcastic when I say “damn near perfect” hence the smiley face at the end but I guess that doesn’t come across in writing… I’m just a confident woman who wants a man who complements my personality in every way. Hope that clarifies things for those who feel I’m arrogant and immature Lol

**SO MY QUESTION TO ALL OF YOU IS, DO YOU AGREE WITH THIS CHICK??**
xo,
Miss Jaz

Daily Meds


Tuesday, December 9th, 2008

[Courtesy of www.meditationsforwomen.com]

Ladies, I now introduce The MIRDLE…


Tuesday, December 9th, 2008

 

So, I was perusing the web and came upon this little ditty that I just couldn’t let pass. So, there’s a company called Lumbar Wear and they’ve created a pair of man underwear that’s meant to reduce back pain by sucking everything in and, in the process, possibly keeping the spine straight (ya right). BUT, the best part is this undergarment also has a hidden benefit! It makes a man’s beer gut disappear!  What this means is: Men have basically become women. HAHA!! They now  wear makeup, get bikini waxes, carry purses, wear skinny feminine jeans, and now have their lumpy bits sucked in with “shapewear,” just like ladies. It’s a “Mirdle” and I think it’s hilar.. It just looks silly, I would crack up if my man took off his shirt and revealed this little piece of magic.. Go get em tigers..

xo,

Miss Jaz

I mean really…


Tuesday, December 9th, 2008

 

In her new ads for Campari, the gorgeous, sexy, Jessica Alba’s body was airbrushed to appear small-waisted, big-boobed and essentially like my first Barbie doll. Or a rib-less woman wearing a torture-device corset. Or a comic-book heroine. Or basically nothing like an actual, walking-on-the-planet now female form. Check out the before and after ads. It seems photo retouchers slimmed down Alba’s thighs, chin, waist and added more makeup to her face and flesh to her boobs. Sigh. I mean do you even see anything wrong with the first pic? She looks fuckin amazing… This makes me sad.. This is why little girls and teens and even grown women have image issues.. 

xo,

Miss Jaz

No “New Moon” for Hardwicke


Monday, December 8th, 2008

 

 

 

My baby daddy, Hardwicke & Stewart

My baby daddy, Hardwicke & Stewart

 

 

 

Director Catherine Hardwicke won’t be coming back to do the Twilightsequel, New Moon, according to Variety.

It was a timing issue, says the report.

The studio wants to rush the movie out in 2009 and wasn’t willing to give Hardwicke the time that she wanted to develop the sequel script.

In a statement, Hardwicke said, “I am sorry that due to timing I will not have the opportunity to direct ‘New Moon’. Directing ‘Twilight’ has been one of the great experiences of my life, and I am grateful to the fans for their passionate support of the film. I wish everyone at Summit the best with the sequel — it is a great story.”

And the studio issued this statement, “Catherine did an incredible job in helping us to launch the ‘Twilight’ franchise, and we thank her for all of her efforts and we very much hope to work with her on future Summit projects. We as a studio have a mandate to bring the next installment in the franchise to the big screen in a timely fashion so that fans can get more of Edward, Bella and all of the characters that Stephenie Meyer has created. We are able to pursue an aggressive time frame as we have the luxury of only adapting the novels into screenplays as opposed to having to create a storyline from scratch.”

So sad, but Hardwicke at least has this under her belt — she delivered the biggest opening weekend ever for a woman with Twilight. Congrats!

xo,

Miss Jaz

Grammy Nods: Bad Show, Decent Nominees


Thursday, December 4th, 2008

The Grammy Awards have long been known as the annual telecast where fun goes to die. But this year the Grammys finally met their match, in the form of “The Grammy Nominations Concert Live!! — Countdown to Music’s Biggest Night.”

The nominations show, which aired Wednesday night on CBS, may have been the recording academy’s attempt at injecting some life into the process, but it was also aggressively dull. It turns out there isn’t much tension in announcing the five possible best things in a category, or in watching the Foo Fighters, Christina Aguilera and Celine Dion perform “classic songs from Grammy history.” Which by the way was completely boring.. I had a snooze fest… At least the Grammy folks did a credible job of picking the best music of the 12 months between October 1, 2007 through September 30, 2008. (Even if their ancient rules still haven’t adjusted to how most people keep track of a year.)

Leading the way with eight nominations is Lil Wayne, the tiny mixtape-making, cough syrup-swilling stream-of-consciousness New Orleans rapper whose Tha Carter III truly was one of the best albums of the year. His competition in Grammys’ glamour category comes from Coldplay’s slightly overhyped Viva La Vida, Ne-Yo’s Year of the Gentleman, Robert Plant and Alison Krauss’ elegant Raising Sand and Radiohead’s In Rainbows.

Nominees for record of the year — which actually honors the best song — are Adele’s “Chasing Pavements,” Coldplay’s “Viva La Vida”, Leona Lewis’s agonizing “Bleeding Love,” M.I.A.’s “Paper Planes” and Plant and Krauss’ “Please Read the Letter.” Nominees for song of the year — which actually honors songwriters — are “Viva La Vida,” “Chasing Pavements,” “American Boy” by Estelle, featuring Kanye West, “I’m Yours” by Jason Mraz and “Love Songs” by Sara Bareilles.

In the overall nominations race, Coldplay garnered seven nods, while Jay-Z, Ne-Yo and Kanye West got six each. (See the full list of nominees here.)

In the competition for best new artist — an award that ought to be called best artist new to Grammy nominators — are British singers Adele and Duffy, country act Lady Antebellum, Philadelphia soul diva Jazmine Sullivan (who?) and the Jonas Brothers, who, despite being just out of adolescence, actually released their third album in 2008. They’re new-ish.

To find out who’ll win,  tune in to CBS Feb. 8.

Circus!!!


Wednesday, December 3rd, 2008

Britney is back people! Even though I’m still a little unsure of her performance abilities at the present time, she seems to be doing just fine. Her dance skills don’t seem as up to par, like the much younger britney, but this suits me just fine for now. Brit Brit’s latest and newest album “Circus” just dropped today. And I’ve only listened to a few song’s but so far so good. I really like “If You Seek Amy”, it has a total double meaning and written was written so cleverly! good job Brit! Keep it coming! I’m already gearing up to buy tickets to her next show!

By Miss Roq

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