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I get bad allergies.
The older I get the worse they become.
It starts out with an achy body feeling then all my nasal passages go dry.
After they go dry they start to fill with ugly gross looking greenish-yellow type mucus.
Once that happens….I’m offically fucked!
My neti pot provides only a brief relief from my symptoms.
And if it gets really bad I’ll need antibiotics….I’m fighting this one…tooth and nail…
Neti pot here I come…
I take spin a few times a week.
I love the endorphins taking class gives to me.
I love the amount of calories I burn in a 50minute period.
And I love the way it shapes my body.
What I don’t love is the man that sat in front of me today.
He decided it would be cool to continually pass gas in my face, while he drank his coffee, while I spun and silently dry heaved and shoved my nose into my armpit because it definitely smelled a lot better than inhaling his whey induced gas! Eww…gross.
Needless to say, I was pissed. I made sure to shoot him a few dirty glances as we wrapped up our session and I stormed out.
Moral of the story….Never sit behind a dude in a spin class…U might die…
This is the DOUCHEBAG that killed Natalee Holloway.
He has no remorse.
Said he was just trying to get laid and she went into an epileptic seizure.
He didn’t even bother to see if she was actually dead before he and a friend dumped her body into the ocean.
FUCKING SCUMBAG!
Girls and Woman out there please take note and learn from Natalee’s fatal mistake.
Mind your drinking habits. Drink in moderation. When you drink too much it clouds your judgement and Douchebag’s start to look better and plus drunken sloppy chicks are unattractive anyways.
Never leave with a stranger. It’s easier to give someone a phone number and see if he calls later. It sends out the right message…to respect you. And if he was just looking to get laid, he’ll most likely never call and that will save you lots of un-needed drama.
Keep your legs closed and avoid Douchbag’s like this one.
Werd!
I’m all about this…
Yes, I’m one of those Harry Potter geeks.
I’ve read all the books.
Some of them twice.
I must say i have thought about becoming a wizard, it would be pretty cool…lol
I’m joining Quidditch next year.
It’s the closest i’m going to get.
I’m a lover and an occasional fighter but I have a big heart.
You fuck with me once and I’ll yell and scream and wont talk to you for months but most likely forgive you…eventually.
You fuck with me twice…I’m done.
I must say that I can forgive, for holding onto shit only makes me bitter and sick, but I will also say I never forget cuz once shame on you TWICE shame on both of us…
School is a great place for opening your mind to new things.
My American Lit teacher is a total hippy.
He’s awesome, He loves poetry.
I always thought poetry was more like music lyrics, rhyming-true rhymes, forced rhymes.
I didn’t know the difference between bad or good. It’s objective.
I discovered this man for the first time. Different, intelligent…
I like…
Hope you’ll listen.
School Rox! Open up ur mind ….
Missfit Mafia….
The LOseRs….
Match made in heaven…
Who’s taking me to see this one?
I’m truly inspired!
Glee just did a Madonna episode.
It was epic!
Momma Ceccione you’ve gotten my arse thru some rough patches.
Thank You for your beauty and strength…
You da SHIT!
That’s the formula for the quadratic equation.
I know how to solve it.
I even know a little song to help me remember it.
I’ve been doing Algebra all day.
My brain is fried.
Big test coming up on Wednesday.
I think I got it.
Why do we need Algebra?
I haven’t used it since high school.
The only reason I can deduct is that it helps our minds to develop problem solving skills.
But who helps us with those curve balls that we randomly get thrown at us?
Cuz God knows there are some factors you can’t plug in…
Not everything is predictable in life, but at least Algebra is…
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