Does love exist?

I don’t mean to sound like a pessimist, but I’ve never honestly experienced it, well at least not mutually.

I watched a movie the other night, “Dear John”. A quick synopsis, it’s about two kids that meet during Spring Break and fall in love.

Their love was so innocent and squeaky new. They only saw each other. They only wanted each other.

I don’t feel at this point in my life that I will ever experience that. I’m jaded. I have major luggage. I’m pickier than ever before.

I try to keep an open mind. I’ve tried dating “The nice guy” hoping that I’d “fall” into love. It didn’t work.

I’ve tried dating the broke guy, it didn’t work.

I’ve done long distance…it faded.

I’ve tried Match.com…never again.

I’m out of options…

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No matter what I do,
No matter where I go
All I continue to hear are stories about MEN being….
DOUCHEBAGS!
WHY must you feel that you need to get a piece from every ass on Earth?
Will one girl/woman EVER be enough for you?
I go out with guys on dates.
It always starts out the same.
They make plans. We go to a nice place. We have a good time.
They try to get laid. They get denied. They never call.
So thanks for the free meal/snacks/drinks!
Thanks for not wasting my time!
I’m over it, like super over it.

(These guys are gross…but mind you, DB’s come in all shapes, races, and sizes…)
I’ll be single, sucessful, and adopt.

I don’t need a penis to make me happy.

I got the rabbit!

This girl has been through so my diversity, grew up in the Philipinnes in poverty, and had to sing for her supper literally and overcame it all to achieve her dream. This proves that dreams really do come true!

She is a talent to be rekoned with, she sings from her heart and moves me to tears with her talent. U go girl!

This convinces me that I need to start having children just so I can have a lil virtuoso of my own. This guy is going to be on Ellen today, he’s only in the 6th grade but I dare to say that he has perfect pitch and with a little polishing he can become the next Justin Bieber.

So Ms. Montag wants to get even BIGGER breast. Really? Seriously?

Is she that insecure?

Has she been seriously that jaded by that douchebag she calls a husband.

There needs to be an intervention by her loved one’s (NOT SPENCER).

This girl needs a serious hug! She needs to be told that she was beautiful and still is beautiful and doesn’t need all that junk…

Don’t do it Heidi! Don’t do anymore…

Have one for me…I’ll be studying.

And no it’s not Mexican Independence Day…

Damn Gringo’s…

I bathed in Sun today,
I danced around in her brilliant rays.
My skin went bamboo
to a even darker shade
resembling mahoghany
I relaxed in the Sun today

Madge was the first and the only as far as I’m concerned and I love Xtina but seriously this is a blatant, although masterfully done, rip off!
This is so “Human Nature”, “Express Yourself”, “Vogue” that it’s not even funny…well done but Really? Seriously?

U look f’n HOT Xtina, and the make-up artist did a bad-ass job on ur face but really let’s come up with our own shit next time…

Intro the true Queen Bitch….

Hats off to Mr Ron Fair…you know what you doing man…churn out the imitations….

I’m ready to go and tan somewhere…any suggestions…?

Whose gotta pool? or extremely bright patio with lounge chairs…

I wanna sit somewhere and write my paper…in the sun …

It’s a beautiful day!

My bikini goal this year is to look like Marisa Miller….

Well not totally cuz I can never be blond n blue but the cute petite brunette version of her…

So I’m putting down the cheese n wine, backing off those Jalapeno Kettle Chips I love so much, and

hitting the gym 6 days a week…

Treadmill here I come….