No matter what I do,
No matter where I go
All I continue to hear are stories about MEN being….
DOUCHEBAGS!
WHY must you feel that you need to get a piece from every ass on Earth?
Will one girl/woman EVER be enough for you?
I go out with guys on dates.
It always starts out the same.
They make plans. We go to a nice place. We have a good time.
They try to get laid. They get denied. They never call.
So thanks for the free meal/snacks/drinks!
Thanks for not wasting my time!
I’m over it, like super over it.

(These guys are gross…but mind you, DB’s come in all shapes, races, and sizes…)
I’ll be single, sucessful, and adopt.

I don’t need a penis to make me happy.

I got the rabbit!