Through out the years I’ve realized that men have their own very unique language and while more often than not it’s in plain English “we” as woman often fail to understand it.

Perhaps it’s because we want to actually be hearing something else. Maybe it’s because we just don’t want to hear what they’re really “trying” to tell us.

I thought about this all last night while sitting across from an “ex”. Somehow we got on the topic of why we weren’t together, why it didn’t work? And all he could come up with was….

“I just don’t want a girlfriend right now.” which translates to…”I just didn’t want YOU to be my girlfriend.”

“I’m not ready for anything serious yet.”….translation….”I still want to fuck everything in sight including you if you’ll let me get away with it. Just hang tight.”

“It wasn’t you. I think you’re beautiful. It was me.”…translation…”It was you but I would never actually tell you that cuz I still want to keep you around as an option. Just in case I get horny and no one else is around.”

And my personal favorite…”Come over and watch a movie.”…translation…”I don’t really want to spend money on taking you to dinner so why don’t you just come over and let me fuck you.”

There’s more of these, there’s many more and as I come across them I’ll bestow them unto you.

That concludes today’s ….”MEN PHONICS”.