We all do it whether we like to admit it or not, we all recycle. I’m not talking about saving your plastic water bottles or aluminum cans for 5 cents a piece. I’m talking about recycling men.  No matter how independent we become as individuals we always remain dependent on some form of companionship. No one likes to be totally and utterly alone, including me, so we all can fall prey to reaching back in our memory AND cell phones to the fallen relationships, the unclosed chapters, and the whoever will respond first for a quick ego fix.

It’s a bit different in my case. In my case, I feel, that I’m the one that’s being recycled. I’m the one that’s been chosen to fall into a heavy rotation like the same songs on the radio getting played once an hour, someone makes an attempt at playing me once a month. They always come back. For whatever the reason is they always come back. And since there’s no one new, just at this moment, I’ll respond to a text, email, or phone call. Obviously if I had met my Prince Charming in their interm I would have ignored anyone’s attempt at a reunion but since I haven’t I keep an open mind and wait to listen to the lame excuse as to why they skipped out or why we slipped away in the first place, or frankly why they are a such a non-comittal “douchetard.

I’m not going to deny that both parties get something out of it, there’s a reason for the madness, one is we both get to fill a momentary void with someone we’re comfortable with and another reason is we both receive an ego boost and a confirmation as to why we’re so wonderful but perhaps so wrong for each other and for you ladies…a free meal and drinks isn’t that bad either.

As long as you keep in mind what and who you really want in your life and you don’t fall back into a stagnant relationship that has no hope of going ANYWHERE, I don’t see a problem with it. Company is practice for the real thing. Keep recycling until you get recycled out because eventually you might find yourself in a great relationship.

I cannot wait for this movie.. After the success of Borat, Sacha Baron Cohen brings Bruno, his outrageous and fabulous fashion designer, to the big screen. Yay!! Bruno is scheduled for a July 10 release and will star Baron Cohen as the faux Austrian fashionista he made famous in his TV series Da Ali G Show. The homolicious catwalk groupie sucks in unsuspecting members of the fashion world, convincing them to share their knowledge until they embarrass themselves. The trailer looks fucking hysterical.. Go to www.thebrunomovie.com/bruno-movie-trailer/ to watch it. For some reason, I wasn’t able to post it here.. Sorry.. Ccccccheck it out! I can’t wait!!!!!!

xo,

Miss Jaz

Long gone are the days of film and disposable camera’s, even though there are still some around, everyone has switched to digital. It’s so much easier to see the immediate product, Instant gratification!!! Take a picture, see it automatically on that little screen, and of course make a the decision to dispose of it or keep it after your done, we’ve come quite a way. So the question is now, what to do with all those photo’s that are lingering in boxes in the darkest spaces of your home…right?

Well if your anything like me, you’ve put them in a box, told yourself that your gonna one day make a photo album and have procrastinated on doing so. And now it’s 4, 5, 6, yrs later and their still there…lol Woman have I got a solution for you. WWW.SCANMYPHOTOS.COM  I heard about it at work one day when the t.v. was on, Kcal 9.

Scan My Photo’s offices are located in Irvine, Ca. You can either go in or send it by mail. There is a 1,000 minimum for under $50.00, but they take all your old photo’s and scan them onto a disc for you and even improve the quality too. In the end you also have a choice to put them into a album that you can customize yourself, how kewl!!! Ans what a space saver! here’s a article i found  these guys…

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By Miss Roq

For all of you that don’t watch tv as much as I do, last night was The Dancing With The Stars Season premiere. If you have never watched the show, now’s the time to start watching!!! DWTS pair celebs , and some not so celeb’s, with championship ballroom dancers. If this doesn’t give you the dancing “jitter” bug i’m not sure what else will. The show follows these pairs through daunting daily rehearsals, and weekly choreographed professional dance routines to see, in the end, which of these celeb dance novices will win the much coveted globed trophy and title “DWTS Champion”. It really makes you feel like any one can just go out there on the ballroom floor and perfect a ”Paso” or “Tango” with patience, passion, practice , and persistence. Here’s a line up of this years cast, and a video of my favorite of the night!!! VOTE FOR KIM!!!

 BelindaCarlisle- of the infamous girl band from the 80′s “the GO-GO’s”, I missed her dance so no comment, but she kinda looks like that lady from Desperate Housewives…

  ChuckWicks- newbie Country singer and also dating his partner Julianne Huff, cutie pie!!! There chemistry was off the charts! They’ll be one to pair to watch!!!

 DavidAlanGrier_- from the hilarious comedian!, he did well but I really could care less…

 DeniseRichards- actress and “007 Girl”, great figure but still needs some help!  Hot Mess #1!

  GillesMarini-hottie next door neighbor of “Samantha” from “Sex and the City”, hot and sexy and got all the moves down pat, great job for his first time out. He sizzled up the screen, he’s gonna get “the horny mom” vote for sure!

 LawrenceTaylor- Football player, who cares, I don’t!

 LilKim- famous rapper and my favorite for this season! Her sweet and passionate character infuses all her dance moves with every foot she places on the dance floor! Vote for Kim!!!

Holly Madson- last minute replacement, from “The Girls Next Door” , former Playboy Playmate, and a HOT MESS #2 on the floor, hope she improves…really I mean that…

 ShawnJohnson- Olympic Champion and America’s sweetheart, she did great but I didn’t see any fire, unmemorable.

Stevo- A Jackass! need I say more…

SteveWozniak- Apple Co-Founder, and Kathy Griffith’s ex, well at least he tried, he’s a good sport even though he received the worst comments of the night. Go Computer Geeks!!!

 TyMurray- Jewel’s man, and professional rodeo guy??? and also really stiff dude! A true white boy!

Melissa ???- The most recent castoff from “The Bachelor” I actually give it to the girl, she danced beautifully but who the f*&! is she…riding her 15minutes of fame i guess, it’s all good! I would too, you go girl!

By Miss Roq

Gwen and the boys are going on tour this summer! Since I was in 9th grade I have been in loooooove with No Doubt. I’m so excited that this tour is happening, No Doubt last toured in 2004 so this tour has been a long time coming.. Not to mention their opening act is another of my favs.. Paramore!! Yippie! Dates and locations haven’t been announced yet, but Gwen says of the summer outing, “The whole reason for going on this tour was to have fun, try on all our favorite songs again and to get inspired to make new music. It feels good to be all together again.”

Paramore lead singer Hayley Williams adds, “What a dream tour! We couldn’t be more excited to kick off 2009 by touring with a band like No Doubt.”

Tour dates and on sale information will be announced soon.

xo,

Miss Jaz

Oprah Winfrey loves a lot of things: talking about va-jay-jays, general yelling, giving away free things, The Secret, and now, Kate Winslet’s natural boobies. The double Golden Globe winner was on O’s talk show yesterday, and Oprah only had eyes for her luscious ta-ta’s.

“I love the fact that you have real breasts,” gushed the most famous woman in America. “‘Cuz in all the breast scenes, your breasts do what real breasts do…There’s that wonderful thing, you know, if you are a woman, you’re lying on your back, your breasts they go to–they part–but if you look at a woman with not real breasts, their breasts are sticking straight up. That’s how you know. God bless your real breasts!”

Oh, what Gail must be thinking… Haha..

xo,

Miss Jaz

Whatta cutie patootie!

The search for the new Jacob is over.

They’re sticking with the old dude!

Twilight author Stephanie Meyer just confirmed the casting news on her official website.

Stephanie posted the following note from New Moon director Chris Weitz :

“I’m very happy to announce that Taylor Lautner will be playing Jacob Black in New Moon and that he’s doing so with the enthusiastic support of Summit Entertainment, the producers, and Stephenie Meyer.

The characters in Stephenie’s books go through extraordinary changes of circumstance and also appearance; so it is not surprising that there has been speculation about whether the same actor would portray a character who changes in so many surprising ways throughout the series. But it was my first instinct that Taylor was, is, and should be Jacob, and that the books would be best served by the actor who is emotionally right for the part. I think that fans of Twilight the book and the movie will be surprised by the Jacob Black that Taylor will bring to the screen in New Moon; and I’m looking forward to working with him and the rest of the cast in realizing the film.

very best

Chris Weitz”

Meyer herself had the following to say:

“I’d just like to add that I was very much a part of this decision. My first priority was always what was best for New Moon—what was going to give us the best possible movie. I’m truly thrilled that Taylor was the one who proved to the director, to Summit, and to me that he is the best possible Jacob we could have. And I’m very much looking forward to seeing what he’s going to bring to Jacob’s character this year.

- Steph”

Yay!! It would’ve been a big bummer if anyone else stepped in to portray Jacob. Taylor IS Jacob and we’re glad they kept him!!

xo,

MISS JAZ

Can’t wait for this! This is the trailer to X-Men Origins: Wolverine the prequel to the X-Men film trilogy featuring the Sexiest Man Alive Hugh Jackman. God, he’s all sorts of yummy.. The release date is May 1st, 2009..
X-MEN ORIGINS: WOLVERINE HD

xo,

Miss Jaz

Soooooooo excited about this one! One of the Missfits favorite shows is returning for it’s second season. Though Flight of the Conchords doesn’t return to HBO until January 18th, our friends at Funny or Die are giving us a sneak peek of the premiere. Watch and enjoy. The first season is out on DVD. I have it and love it..

xo,

Miss Jaz